This is true:)
It is true that horse people -
*Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein.
*Know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or neon yellow.
*Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.
*Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it.
*Are banned from laundromats.
*Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.
*Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.
*Have a language all their own ("If he pops his shoulder, I have to
close that hand and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back".
*Will end relationships over their hobby.
*Cluck to their cars to help them up hills.
*Insure their horses for more than their cars.
*Will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horse.
*Know more about their horse's nutrition than their own.
*Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV.
*Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush.
*Have less wardrobe than their horse.
*Engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.
*Know that mucking stalls is better then Zoloft any day.