1 post tagged “horse people”

It is true that horse people -

 *Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein.

 *Know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or  neon yellow.

 *Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables.

 *Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it.

 *Are banned from laundromats.

 *Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.

 *Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing  horse.

 *Have a language all their own ("If he pops his shoulder, I have to
  close that hand and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back".

 *Will end relationships over their hobby.

 *Cluck to their cars to help them up hills.

 *Insure their horses for more than their cars.

 *Will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horse.

 *Know more about their horse's nutrition than their own.

 *Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV.

 *Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush.

 *Have less wardrobe than their horse.

 *Engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.

 *Know that mucking stalls is better then Zoloft any day.